A Colorado Springs city council member allegedly showed up drunk to a hearing today and lectured the public on the dangers of cannabis. City council member Don Korman ran through the door 30 minutes into the hearing with a bottle of Jack Daniels in his right hand. He ranted against recreational cannabis for one hour … Continue reading City Council Member lectures citizens on the dangers of cannabis legalization while sipping a bottle of Jack Daniels
Colorado Governor Jared Polis plans to shut himself down through carbon freezing; says his action will help fight off the deadly disease
Governor Jared Polis announced at a press conference early Tuesday that he will carbon freeze himself until there are no more Covid-19 cases in Colorado. He believes this will help fight the deadly Coronavirus pandemic from spreading; he gave himself a 72-hour window and will begin his self-imposed shutdown Friday. His decision to carbon freeze … Continue reading Colorado Governor Jared Polis plans to shut himself down through carbon freezing; says his action will help fight off the deadly disease
The story is old, but it goes on
In my mind, there is a perfect state where there’s no police brutality; taxes are low; marijuana is legal; nature and it's beauty is protected; the government doesn't shut down the economy due to fear, and people have the right to arm themselves as they please. Then, I see that the state ruined because the … Continue reading The story is old, but it goes on
Devon Martinez Podcast #5
Devon Martinez no longer exists. He's just an existential mess, and there is no reason why you should watch his show--or anything he does. On this episode he talks about journalism, and what it means to be a journalist (like he actually know). So, strap in if you want to listen to episode five, and … Continue reading Devon Martinez Podcast #5
The Media Should Challenge all politicians equally
“The enemy of the people” are at it again; the Donald Trump Presidency has provided insight into a fractured media that is losing its grip on reality. The left-wing media outlets declared war against the sitting President, while the right-wing media outlets are in bed with the President; and every other journalist is considered "Fake … Continue reading The Media Should Challenge all politicians equally
Trash Recordings in the Pandemic Song 2: Anxiety
Chorus: Anxiety, it's killing me I don't know where I'm going to be Anxiety, it's killing me I don't know who I'm going to be Verse 1: And if you fall I'll take your hand, Pretend like I understand What it means. What it feels. To be human. I don't want to feel. Anxiety, anxiety, … Continue reading Trash Recordings in the Pandemic Song 2: Anxiety
Trash Recordings in the Pandemic Song 1: Transcend
Lyrics: Verse 1: If you want to see, or if you don't believe, then you have to come and go away with me And if you have no hope, I hope it isn't so, join me on a journey that's far away from me Chorus: Pray to your God and pray with me Pray for … Continue reading Trash Recordings in the Pandemic Song 1: Transcend
Devon Martinez Writes Podcast #4
Devon Martinez sucks, yes I know, for his show tells me so. Little ones who hate him too, let's not listen to his show. Yes, Devon sucks. Yes, Devon sucks. Yes, Devon sucks. And let's not watch his show.
Devon Martinez Writes Podcast #3
Devon Martinez is an idiot who wants to argue that people should have a nuanced point of view towards journalists. All journalists suck! Why can't he see that? Well, here is the stupid podcast--I hope no one enjoys it.
D49: A look back at being a fake rebel
Here is a song I wrote when I was a Junior in high school. I took it off the internet because I have a realistic fear of being canceled. Now, after much consideration, I've realized that I don't care. This song meant something to me because it was my rebel song aimed at the school … Continue reading D49: A look back at being a fake rebel
Devon Martinez Writes 