Chorus: Anxiety, it's killing me I don't know where I'm going to be Anxiety, it's killing me I don't know who I'm going to be Verse 1: And if you fall I'll take your hand, Pretend like I understand What it means. What it feels. To be human. I don't want to feel. Anxiety, anxiety, … Continue reading Trash Recordings in the Pandemic Song 2: Anxiety
Trash Recordings in the Pandemic Song 1: Transcend
Lyrics: Verse 1: If you want to see, or if you don't believe, then you have to come and go away with me And if you have no hope, I hope it isn't so, join me on a journey that's far away from me Chorus: Pray to your God and pray with me Pray for … Continue reading Trash Recordings in the Pandemic Song 1: Transcend
Devon Martinez Writes Podcast #4
Devon Martinez sucks, yes I know, for his show tells me so. Little ones who hate him too, let's not listen to his show. Yes, Devon sucks. Yes, Devon sucks. Yes, Devon sucks. And let's not watch his show.
Devon Martinez Writes Podcast #3
Devon Martinez is an idiot who wants to argue that people should have a nuanced point of view towards journalists. All journalists suck! Why can't he see that? Well, here is the stupid podcast--I hope no one enjoys it.
D49: A look back at being a fake rebel
Here is a song I wrote when I was a Junior in high school. I took it off the internet because I have a realistic fear of being canceled. Now, after much consideration, I've realized that I don't care. This song meant something to me because it was my rebel song aimed at the school … Continue reading D49: A look back at being a fake rebel
Don’t Watch Episode #2 of the Devon Martinez Writes Podcast
Devon thinks he's cool because he goes after conspiracy theorists. But guess what? Nothing he's doing remotely cool. Today's show he spoke about how conspiracy theorists open his creative mind--something he doesn't have. And he shares an old short story he wrote that was inspired by conspiracies he read--I'm surprised he can read. I don't … Continue reading Don’t Watch Episode #2 of the Devon Martinez Writes Podcast
For the love of Booth: An anniversary of Friendship
I wasn't with Ben Mitzel and Jamal Brown the night Booth was created, but I know that it began in a booth. This is a story that will go down in history after the nuclear holocaust, and when the dust settles, this new society will use Booth as a guide to help rebuild civilization. The … Continue reading For the love of Booth: An anniversary of Friendship
The Devon Martinez Writes Podcast Sucks, but you should still check it out
Devon Martinez is starting a new podcast about storytelling and his opinions. Well, it's going to be a failure. And I can't wait to watch it fall apart.
During moments of panic it’s best to be creative
In times of panic, creative minds can turn society ills into something positive. The great depression produced classic literature novels like The Grapes of Wrath and Of Mice and Men. During the plague in 1606 England, Shakespeare wrote King Lear, Macbeth, and Antony and Cleopatra. These writers decided to produce content that would later inspire millions, instead of allowing the darkness to consume … Continue reading During moments of panic it’s best to be creative
Mother Nature plans to cancel humanity over Corona Virus fear
#Satire At a recent press conference, Mother Nature revealed her plans to cancel humanity over the Corona Virus fear. “I can’t afford to be sick,” she said to a sold-out room in Washington D.C. “So, it’s time for me to use the powers at will to end humanity. You caused this virus, and now it’s … Continue reading Mother Nature plans to cancel humanity over Corona Virus fear
