Chorus: Let’s go to space Let’s go to space Leave the fields And no more stargaze Let’s go to space Verse 1: I look up and wonder why I can’t travel and fly To a distant star in the infinite sky To the constellation that is god’s pond To a planet that is far beyond … Continue reading Let’s go to Space
Offensive Comedy is here to stay, so stop complaining that it’s dead
(Image taken from the Flagrant 2 podcast featuring Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh) I disagree with all the Facebook comedians claiming that comedy is dying. Comedy is not dying; it's the best it's ever been--it's just changing. The idiots who go to college and become politically correct and humorless are losing. The social justice warriors … Continue reading Offensive Comedy is here to stay, so stop complaining that it’s dead
Florida Man escapes Simulation and tries to kill our Simulation Overlords
Florida man, Jonathon Tutsy, is currently under arrest for allegedly attempting to murder several Simulation Overlords while high on meth late Tuesday night. According to police, he charged them with a broken crack pipe. “This was the first time our police department had received a call from the Overlords,” said Miami Police Chief James Markus … Continue reading Florida Man escapes Simulation and tries to kill our Simulation Overlords
Surprisingly there’s no news coverage over our simulation overlords telling us that we are in a simulation
2020 is a wild year filled with murder hornets, a worldwide pandemic, race riots, and the two major presidential candidates preparing to bare-knuckle box instead of the usual live debates. But somehow, the news about our simulation overlords revealing that we are in a simulation is not considered newsworthy by the major networks and newspapers. … Continue reading Surprisingly there’s no news coverage over our simulation overlords telling us that we are in a simulation
In an Uncontroversial Decision, A Texas Man is sentenced to death for wearing socks with sandals
In a uncontroversial decision by a judge in Texas, a man was sentenced to death row for the crime of wearing socks and sandals at the same time. This case is surprisingly not causing outrage from any civil rights groups or constitutional judges around the country. James Marken, a 52-year-old father of three, and husband … Continue reading In an Uncontroversial Decision, A Texas Man is sentenced to death for wearing socks with sandals
A Tale of Diversity And Struggle: The Story of my Great Grandparents
Andrew Stuckey is a black American veteran/hero who served his country through three wars. He wrote a book about his life called, Of a Black American Born. His wife, Marcelle Stuckey was captured by Nazis during World War II because of her connection with the French Resistance. They are my grandparents, and their story is my story. From … Continue reading A Tale of Diversity And Struggle: The Story of my Great Grandparents
Freedom Now and Forever!
Picture by: rudall30/Shutterstock Verse 1: Death sounds better than existing Life is the dream that I am resisting So, pull down the screen And see your reflection scream Verse 2: These words may sound trite But you know who is right As the last seeds of oppression grow Write only what you know Verse 3: … Continue reading Freedom Now and Forever!
Does the Statue of Liberty stand for Bigotry? Some groups think so, and the debate ensues with unlikely allies
Several groups this week claimed that the Statue of Liberty is racist because she stands for the racist white supremacist system that promotes racist white supremacist ideas like liberty and individualism. Liberty herself decided to defend against the attacks in a written statement sent out on her website: "I am a gift from another country, … Continue reading Does the Statue of Liberty stand for Bigotry? Some groups think so, and the debate ensues with unlikely allies
City Council Member lectures citizens on the dangers of cannabis legalization while sipping a bottle of Jack Daniels
A Colorado Springs city council member allegedly showed up drunk to a hearing today and lectured the public on the dangers of cannabis. City council member Don Korman ran through the door 30 minutes into the hearing with a bottle of Jack Daniels in his right hand. He ranted against recreational cannabis for one hour … Continue reading City Council Member lectures citizens on the dangers of cannabis legalization while sipping a bottle of Jack Daniels
Colorado Governor Jared Polis plans to shut himself down through carbon freezing; says his action will help fight off the deadly disease
Governor Jared Polis announced at a press conference early Tuesday that he will carbon freeze himself until there are no more Covid-19 cases in Colorado. He believes this will help fight the deadly Coronavirus pandemic from spreading; he gave himself a 72-hour window and will begin his self-imposed shutdown Friday. His decision to carbon freeze … Continue reading Colorado Governor Jared Polis plans to shut himself down through carbon freezing; says his action will help fight off the deadly disease