Florida man, Jonathon Tutsy, is currently under arrest for allegedly attempting to murder several Simulation Overlords while high on meth late Tuesday night. According to police, he charged them with a broken crack pipe. “This was the first time our police department had received a call from the Overlords,” said Miami Police Chief James Markus … Continue reading Florida Man escapes Simulation and tries to kill our Simulation Overlords

2020 is a wild year filled with murder hornets, a worldwide pandemic, race riots, and the two major presidential candidates preparing to bare-knuckle box instead of the usual live debates. But somehow, the news about our simulation overlords revealing that we are in a simulation is not considered newsworthy by the major networks and newspapers. … Continue reading Surprisingly, there’s no news coverage over our simulation overlords telling us that we are in a simulation

In a uncontroversial decision by a judge in Texas, a man was sentenced to death row for the crime of wearing socks and sandals at the same time. This case is surprisingly not causing outrage from any civil rights groups or constitutional judges around the country. James Marken, a 52-year-old father of three, and husband … Continue reading In an Uncontroversial Decision, A Texas Man is sentenced to death for wearing socks with sandals

Andrew Stuckey is a black American veteran/hero who served his country through three wars. He wrote a book about his life called, Of a Black American Born. His wife, Marcelle Stuckey was captured by Nazis during World War II because of her connection with the French Resistance.  They are my grandparents, and their story is my story. From … Continue reading A Tale of Diversity And Struggle: The Story of my Great Grandparents

Picture by: rudall30/Shutterstock Verse 1: Death sounds better than existing  Life is the dream that I am resisting  So, pull down the screen And see your reflection scream Verse 2: These words may sound trite  But you know who is right  As the last seeds of oppression grow  Write only what you know  Verse 3: … Continue reading Freedom Now and Forever!

Several groups this week claimed that the Statue of Liberty is racist because she stands for the racist white supremacist system that promotes racist white supremacist ideas like liberty and individualism. Liberty herself decided to defend against the attacks in a written statement sent out on her website: "I am a gift from another country, … Continue reading Does the Statue of Liberty stand for Bigotry? Some groups think so, and the debate ensues with unlikely allies

A Colorado Springs city council member allegedly showed up drunk to a hearing today and lectured the public on the dangers of cannabis. City council member Don Korman ran through the door 30 minutes into the hearing with a bottle of Jack Daniels in his right hand. He ranted against recreational cannabis for one hour … Continue reading City Council Member lectures citizens on the dangers of cannabis legalization while sipping a bottle of Jack Daniels

Governor Jared Polis announced at a press conference early Tuesday that he will carbon freeze himself until there are no more Covid-19 cases in Colorado. He believes this will help fight the deadly Coronavirus pandemic from spreading; he gave himself a 72-hour window and will begin his self-imposed shutdown Friday. His decision to carbon freeze … Continue reading Colorado Governor Jared Polis plans to shut himself down through carbon freezing; says his action will help fight off the deadly disease